• Like a phone dropped in the North Sea, Vardy v Rooney is full of absolute gold | Marina Hyde

    14 days ago - By The Guardian

    The lost mobile that could have explained it all, the jaw-dropping quotes, the battle of the outfits... the only ones benefiting from this libel case are the rubberneckers There are battles. There are libel battles. And then there is... Wagnarok. Yesterday afternoon, several hours into her cross-examination in the high court, Rebekah Vardy returned from an emotional break in proceedings to observe from the witness box: “It's been a very long few days.” Yeah, well. Chat shit get banged. It was Rebekah's husband, Jamie Vardy, who first uttered that deathless adage, back in 2011 when he was...
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